My journey to California
Texas Accidentally Bans Straight Marriage →
The geniuses who wrote Texas’ gay marriage ban may have accidentally banned all marriage in the state, according to one Houston lawyer. Subsection B of the ban, a constitutional amendment ratified in 2005, states, “This state…may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage.” The intent was to prevent even civil unions for gay couples—but it doesn’t actually specify the “gay” part…
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! I’ve said the same thing before! So don’t feel bad.Totally and completely badass!
I must confess, a lot of the reason I like Mac is his physical resemblance to JJ Hardy. And I can’t unsee it and it’s hilarious.
I know. Issues.
This book of shark pictures can be yours at Urban Outfitters for 50 fucking dollars.
By that logic, it should be worth twice as much and a New York Times best-seller if it had funny captions and was called FUCK YEAH GREAT WHITES - THE MAJESTY OF THE MOST BAD ASS KILLING MACHINES EVER, right?
